It’s 2020, so we unfortunately will get Ed Sheeran in a Speedo.

As a life long Rush fan, this is going to be crippling, and will take a while to process. But to tell a little story, I owe my dad’s life to Neil Peart. When my mom decided she was done with chemo and was ready to go, my father confided in me that he would likely kill himself when she was gone.  Both of us are…

The first sentence of this post is incomprehensible. I’d be forgiven for what now?

Laura Ingraham will no doubt be masturbating to this tonight. 

“Last year’s finale was fairly divisive.”

The word you’re looking for is “bad.” The finale was bad. 

I call heaping piles of bad-faith bullshit.

Get the papers

I’m gonna go get the papers

I really do like the scene at the end of Halloween 3 where the hero of the story seems to throw a terminal wrench into the villain’s plans and he responds with what I think is the most sarcastic bout of slow clapping I’ve ever seen.

I like weird, stepchild Halloween III sitting over there by itself.

T.J. Miller was my favourite William Shatner show of the 80's.

As a Showgirls scholar, I truly feel they gave it their all and tried to make that scene sexy. I feel like Gina Gershon knew exactly what kind of movie she was in and hammed it up accordingly, but a principled actor like Kyle MacLachlan wouldn’t do an intentionally bad scene like this, and poor Elizabeth Berkley, if…

Any “bad sex” list without the Showgirls pool scene is dead to me.

It falls apart when you remember time zones.

Twin Peaks is my favorite show of all time. Even with a second season that has a dreadful, infamous mid section, but The Return was something amazing. It was unlike the show, it was unlike the movie, it was it’s own thing, and that’s what I love about it the most. Where most revivals run through the Greatest Hits,…

Twin Peaks and The Leftovers for me! Both are flawless.