If visibility is bad enough to require flashers, why are you going that fast?

A possible solution has more facets to it than realized at first...so “shocking”.

I’ve been nope-ing public events with airport-style security theater for some years now, and if a particular event or venue can’t even communicate what is and isn’t allowed, clearly and in advance, to those who are willing to submit to it, all the worse.

“So, maybe wear clothes and don’t get fellated while driving.”

I was all excited about a New bespoke car until I saw used parts and AM let Journalists soil its pristine seats.

My Mark VI has them and they are very polarizing. Here’s a quick video I just uploaded so you can see them in action. It’s absolutely over the top and I love it.

The only thing worse than buying a Nissan is ending up with 2 of them. 

Fantastic! I would drive this car to death if I had one.

This is an incredibly salty take and in very poor taste considering the Glick has been a friend to Jalopnik for years.

Man, Jim has been around these parts longer than you have, and always been a good dude to talk to. Why are you always interested in the hate train?

Geez. Think about the poor bastard that’s going to be riding sometime later on that road on a motorcycle.

Don’t leave it plugged in for too long. The car might find a way to give the laptop electrical problems, too.

Was totally expecting a slideshow but clicked anyway because I was interested. Pleasantly surprised, thank you. 

The estate will have to pay.

This is more than safe enough. If that is your concern, consider pubic transportation.

Because it actually has some character instead of being another anonymous lump of plastic.

Oh, yeah, absolutely nice price. $2000 is absolutely fuck it money, and this would make a waaaaay better grocery getter than any modern crossover.

“Public roads not built to be raced on” describes basically every rally stage in existence

Shit, I’m young and I’d be fine dying this way.

I’m genuinely convinced at this point that he just deliberately writes inflammatory shit he doesn’t believe for clicks.