I know the two of them (along with the numerous other Chicago politicians over the years) that were in the federal prison in Oxford didn’t have any special security, but they also weren’t in genpop either. There's a minimum security "country club" camp attached to the prison. 

One of my local stations decided to go a little up-market with the car on their pump.

So where do I put the saddlebags, 150lbs of chrome, and loud-ass stereo blasting dadrock that can be heard 4 blocks away?

Also, this is a rare breath of common sense and rationality from you. What happened? Did you have some kind of life-changing experience besides the misery of the DJ? Loved one pass on? Doctor got your meds sorted out? Looked in the mirror and saw Torch staring back at you? Talk to me here, bud.

Wanna work out a trade deal? I have a 2003 Saab 9-3 Linear (5 speed, turbo, sedan, 112k miles) that I’m not doing anything with. It’s Swedish, so it knows how to deal with snow.

This is how I play Euro Truck Simulator 2.

Have you worked on a Transit Connect? They’re miserable.

David, there’s still time. Seek counseling now, and you can avoid becoming Jason Torchinsky.

Boy, I wish I had the money to throw away a $3600 motorcycle.

As a Wisconsin resident, you do not need something heavy duty or 4WD for November, or for winter at all. I drive 2WD trucks and sedans year round. If you drive reasonably, you’ll be fine.

If you don’t survive the trip, can I have your J10?

No worries, I’m actually one of the minibosses.

No, even worse. They’re found in Michigan.

we know what his notes will look like

The most powerful boss would be Dr. Kambiz Youabian, of course.

Have you seen David’s Jeeps?

just fill the panel gaps with Flex Seal and send it bro

BRING YOUR TITLE
BRING YOUR TRADE
BRING YOUR WIFE
THAT’S RIGHT WE’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE

Hey hey hey, Chrysler is MORE than capable of making their products as shitty as possible all on their own.

A significant portion of the ones still left in the US, really.