Part of me would try to drive the Jeep home.

Part of me wonders how shit the police department is if they didn’t even check the parking garage the vehicle was last seen in.

yeah, Family Land bought out Big Chief and the whole mess got rebadged as Mount Olympus.

There was a nice fast track outside of the Dells, across the street from the (now defunct) Chevy dealer my dad worked at. But I’m pretty sure they’re shut down too.

I’m about a half hour from the Dells, and worked at Mt. Olympus for one summer.

gas powered RC car

They could’ve at least added some scenery.

This is pretty weak sauce, to be honest.

A half hour from my house there’s a place with a 4 story go-kart track that also goes underground.

nice fidget spinner

Hello fellow Wisconsinite! You have my condolences for living in Madison.

Extra salty, I see.

SB’s are AR-39's to be precise. 37s have center caps, 39s have exposed lug nuts.

Meanwhile I have a set of 6-bolt AR-37s that I keep transplanting onto minitrucks.

They’re a bunch of narcs, they couldn’t just let the guy get away.

it’s so heavy the axles snapped

To buy another Mopar, the price would have to be a 3-digit figure or less.

Suzuki filed a lawsuit against the PPC, claiming they stole one of their old kei van designs. The PPC just ignored it however, and the case remains unresolved.

I was. Because that actually happened. New Year’s Eve, 2013.

I remember the time I had to change my Escort’s timing belt tensioner in a parking lot while it was snowing, just as the prophecy had foretold.

Right, the gun lobbyists are the ones that wrote the National Firearms Act of 1934 that imposed a $200 tax on anyone wanting to purchase or create a short-barreled rifle, short-barreled shotgun, or machine gun.

The gun lobbyists are the ones that wrote the Gun Control Act of 1968, which created the Federal Firearms…

That glove was classified as a “machine gun conversion device” by the BATFE and the manufacturer is both not allowed to sell it to the general public and also required to destroy the device they did build because they are not a licensed machine gun manufacturer.

The “trick” to full auto is not just rechambering a new…

You mean like the current laws that state that if a firearm fires a bullet more than once per trigger pull it’s classified as a machine gun? Because that law already exists.