As you wish, Bernie.

I hope you gave them shit.

It doesn’t move! It’s fucking spooky! And she won’t let me touch it!

Everybody is sick and tired of fucking Anna Wintour

This is not being a “girlfriend”. They should call it the Pretty Woman experience.

You get April 1 until midday and that is it.

“Tartlet. Tartlet. Tartlet. Tartlet. The word has lost all meaning.”

Ok, cool, thanks!

Because he’s the Last Honest Politician.

able to tell my newborn daughter “You can be whatever you want when you grow up,” without lying

She has claimed that she will donate the money to the DNC (despite the fact that donations are legally capped at around $27K)...

So you are a murderer, too. You would let the state kill someone for you.

Well, then you can hang yourself in prison.

You have no problem because your family member was murdered? That’s fucked up.

What if it was YOUR sex tape?

And you are...............................?

I read it as ‘reducing’ the evidence, but that’s only because I didn’t know the other meaning of “culling”. I would have used compiling myself, but I’m not a Gawker writer, praise Jeebus.

I was making the same joke as Otherhand - I would feel as uncomfortable saying “Namaste” as saying“cuntface”, because it has been misappropriated - and I would be misappropriating it also.

I know right? Namaste is has just been so appropriated.

Jez does not any justification to say cunt, and nor does anyone else. But I agree with everything else in your post. You seem like a G.C. (a good cunt).