“Yeah, honey, that thing is really sharp, you need to be careful with it.”

Ah, come on. It’s best to prepare them.

I Google Imaged “Craft Beer Hipster” and this was the best result.

That’s a freaking novella right there. And, you know, a lot of therapy.

Oh aye. Black as the ace of spades, me.

If I’m so boring, you wouldn’t have remembered me.

who dat?

Who are you calling fat? I’m retaining water. And what’s a liberal?

You’re the one with the black and white thinking, my friend. You are asking the all-or-nothing questions that don’t seem to lead anywhere. Do you honestly want to become “good” at Gawker commenting? (Wut?) Read the article and other people’s comments, have a bit of a think about it all, and THEN reach for the…

What’s your point here?

Why the broad brush?

I got to 2.20 and I just could not watch the self-justifying egoist bullshit any more.

I crave this column the way I crave tea (I live in a constant tea emergency.) Good luck with the move, hope it doesn’t rain, and as for the little old lady with the rose petals, I’m going to BE her one day....

for fuck sake

I’d go to a party with you. I like you. You seem to have coped well with being bullied by a self-important “welping apologist for shitty, lazy, self indulgent, white people.” Jah love.

Yeah, it is offensive.

Many vegans and vegetarians just cannot understand why having the kind of choice they do over what they eat is a privilege. I only hope they get it when the End Times come.

It astonishes me that commenters announce that they “don’t believe” what other commenters write. So you don’t believe it - that’s your choice. Why is it necessary to accuse another commenter of lying? What are you trying to achieve?

There were no murders or rapists among the detainees.

She will fight to the death. We all should.