This has been my favourite YouTube video for years. Did you see that? It goes right through me.

Yeah, but YOU can always go to a restaurant. Imagine if your mom's cooking was the only food you were ever allowed to eat ever. EVER. THAT'S married sex.

We don't play video games. We barely even watch TV. We have lives.

Don't worry. After a few years, you won't believe you were ever disgusted by it.

OH right, THAT's what that is about. Thanks.

I was telling the hub the other day that I was quite prepared to kill another person if I had to and he said "I know." I said, Oh, my God, you go to sleep next to me every night knowing that, don't you? He said "Yes, I do, and in the morning when I wake up I'm so happy."

Depends what kind of relationship you're proposing, doesn't it? If you're going out to kill people, you want to ask them how much dead weight they can carry in a fireman's hold.