This whole thing is so dumb it hurts. They’re college kids who cares if the guys are wiring emails to each other about what slutty girl on campus had the loosest butt hole. The jokes are barely racist and it’s Amherst college half the school are rich foreign born Chinese and Japanese the person writing it was probably…

I’m really surprised at this email chain. Most XC runners’ entire sexual histories could easily be documented in a single tweet.

this is so great most kids these days are just destroyed by diabetes

I love the growth of this comment.

Speaking as someone who nearly choked to death while watching that Raptors mascot pratfall video a few years ago, and as one who is also entirely willing to countenance comedic violence towards children, I think I may have just slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of God...

How is this a thing? Aren’t those grown men in those suits? How do I become a part of this?

I’m sure it’s well known by now that a Boston 10 is roughly an L.A. 7.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

definitely not doing wrong “the right way”

His time at duke made him soft. Thats the rich part of durham he should have stepped to the real side but was scared we asked him to a party

Between the NFL and NBA I wonder who has the best pugilists?

This could drive a permanent wedge between them.

They look like they might shank each other.

You’re the worst.

I hope they settled it...in a fair way.

Looks like they both landed....in the rough.

I missed the part where they were forced against their wills to become cheerleaders for this team in the first place....