Thus ends the great Ball Man experiment

I dunno how good that ballboy’s hearing is, some of those guys look pretty old.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

I don’t get how that’s a stereotype now. Because some parents choose to let their kids dress like they feel dresses are not conformed to a specific gender? And because of that we all have to walk on eggshells and watch what we say? As long as its not hurtfully directed towards the child this isn’t a big deal.

A) Ignores men who have been harassed, with Terry Crews being a recently-out example.

Condescension is a gendered thing now?

You PC Bro!

I can’t be the only one thinking it.

You know, everyone who doesn’t vote the way you do isn’t your enemy.

Fear not Jon, I’m sure Nacho Man will soon be exposed as a virulent racist and/or a bad parallel parker.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“Even though I felt zero desire for him, it ultimately seemed less taxing to get drunk and let him have his way with me later that night.

Why would Dany want a boney little twerp like Jon after having a Dothraki? Plus he’s all full of holes.....like making love to a colander. Plus he probably cries after sex..........bleech.

This is why I never hustle.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

much like children, buttholes should be seen, yet not heard.

1. The coffin lid was open

Oh, what? Now all white people live in the city? What is it with you bastards? When is enough enough?

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

How is this a thing? Aren’t those grown men in those suits? How do I become a part of this?