All of them.

False. Goal was really good...the next 2 were shit.

He punches like a guy who does everything with his feet.

Newsflash - Baseball is not changing. Baseball will be just fine.

And yet you’ll never stop reminding us of that irony.

Solo living is how humans were meant to live. As a man, being able to whatever I want, whenever I want, with whomever I want...all the time...is quite a thing.

Fat slob. I bet infielders love him taking a chunk out of the infield with that plop/slide.

Clowns. Soccer fans are clowns.

Clearly pretending to be unconscious and striped-shirt guy lost an arm, apparently. Soccer's the worst.

Clowns. Soccer fans are clowns.

Pregnant.

Waiting to read about what the league did wrong...other than hire Bud Selig in the first place.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THANK FUCKING YOU!! Best rant on the "Royals" I've read so far...in that, it's the only that doesn't stroke their collective, crooked-tooth dicks. Thank you.

Drunk dog.

Correct.

Let's do the math: bad interviewer + complete weirdo = shit interview

Wah.

It's the Panthers.

Pitchers get Cy Young Awards...baseball players get the MVP.

Ball hits Chirinos in the leg, right above the knee. Very painful. Not a nutshot.