Necessary context for other readers: Entire sectors of the economy are dedicated to guessing what thepayne78 wants.

Fuck Billy Haisley.

I love being one of the first voters. It's like having a super-vote!

"...can you believe this guy? I mean seriously, what a lazy, lethargic asshole..."

If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

And people say car designing is easy. You're just a guy with crayons! They say. Pah.

What's a nubian Youabian?

I had honeycrisp as the best apple, but some other people aren't so keen on it and are dumb.

Some fun facts about our polling.

Sure she can pitch, but being a young woman I bet she can't even drive!

I'm a 24-year-old man and I couldn't touch 70... BET I COULD KICK HER ASS THOUGH. *weeps*

He forgot to add fried onions.

22. Beetle Adventure Racing (1999)

I had my first Old Chub fan in ages last week and really liked it. I've got notes set aside for another thing I'm working on, it's going to get some love on here soon.

Coors Banquet....

Pretty sure millions of people are using headphones in an office environment where Grado's are more than suitable. They're not sport headphones. Not to mention open-air designs pretty much always sound better than isolating/closed counterparts. Your point about the speakers is especially profoundly retarded, as the…

Pretty sure millions of people are using headphones in an office environment where Grado's are more than suitable.…

Yeah, because the Patriots' PR guys really tried hard to show the fans' support for Aaron Hernandez.

Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?