Every day is a shitty day when you're the owner of a Ford Mustang.

I would drink a Yuengling Lite over some other lagers.

There are two types of people in this world: People who like Yuengling and people who are wrong.

Yuengling? Go to hell and die.

I was hoping the car would do the same thing

Bowlen: I'm a 14-year-old African American girl named Cheryl. I pedaled here on my banana seat bike.

Yeah but the end of the day you're in a Neon.

These are Howard Stern fans we're talking about.

Makes sense, as Buicks are tarted up Chevys, Lincolns are now just tarted up Fords (with grills that crave the sweet taste of krill). But they think they're still competing with Cadillac.

I wonder if the defense will make use of Nathans' .219 lifetime average to get the case thrown out.

Higuain is not in control of the ball. Keeper has every right to challenge. He did and he won.

Neuer should have gone for the pin after that finishing move.

Sanwa... Swimmy... Swammy...

No one knows what a republic is....

Goddamn right it is.

I was sympathetic and quite captivated by your cause until I read this.

cue clarkson: Work harder, buy a cAr.

PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCER: The TinCaps offense, starting to fly, unlike this bird who was killed by a pitch, good fucking riddance, I can't stand birds, they're seriously useless and frankly the more of them we kill, in whatever manner, the better off I think society and really the whole world will be.