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Sad for Burnley but they shouldn’t have let two Arsenal runners past em. Especially when you’re playing with 8 defenders

I'll take some sweet sweet liquid DnB over the embarrassing crotch rock and EDM that these videos usually have.

Buffalo Wild Wings should be referred to as B-Double-Dubs.

Twitter is a flaming dumpster of a website.

There’s also a line of people kneeling in the background on the field.

This was the last major controversy I remember before I left Twitter. I haven't thought about self sucks or fefos in a long time.

Thanks for the cup, Darlin’

That’s the crazy thing about youth academies, right? For Barcelona, it’s a small gamble but huge payoff if one of these kids becomes a superstar, but what do you do once you’ve found out you won’t make it, after most of your early life has been football football football?

There are some tall ass twelve year olds in there

Some of these could qualify for r/accidentalrenaissance

Enjoyed the first two episodes of this, been waiting on the third one to come out. Thanks Patrick!

Why did Vogue Brazil Photoshop that trophy?

Would you prefer to have Spurs crash out of the CL in disgrace but then finish above Arsenal, or vice versa?

What would be your walking up to bat song if you played baseball?

I physically winced when I read this

“Eeeeoooohhh? Waaahhhhh!” is the new “Boom! goes the dynamite”

Don’t strain yourself

Yeah but what shoes am I going to wear during the summer. Giri, maybe you have some ideas?

They’re just imitating Chris Froome’s riding style — pedaling in a low gear at a furious pace to achieve maximum top speed.

There are worse ways to fill emotional voids