I see you out here on the Deadspin Kinja name dropping Bill Viola. Respect

All of his Emoji Movie interviews are being done with the express intention of getting articles written highlighting the absurd things he’s saying during these interviews. We can debate the purpose and effectiveness of his approach but this is all satire.

“Ready Player One stars Tye Sheridan as Wade, a young man who physically in giant stacks of trailers” help 

Props to this dude but can I just say I am sick of playing against Winstons every dang game. Shooting big monkeys gets a bit stale after a while.

Feel the same as you (and Andy) and also I think Jason’s tweet has merit too. Production values super high, but many parts were heavy handed to me. So many parts the script writing was saying, see? SEE? SEE HOW BAD IT IS?? SEE?

Written like someone who watched a thirty second clip and not 120 minutes of end to end action.

My god, before this clip I’ve never seen a referee console a player for doing something so awful. Did he forget he had arms and hands?

Doesn’t excuse the crime of eating, much less enjoying, deep-dish “pizza”

Newcastle 5 - 1 Tottenham was pretty amusing for lots of people

That guy’s name is IV Stucker, Jr.? Do people call him... Iv? Eye-Vee? Do they call him Four? How do they address his dad, Mr. IV Stucker Sr.?

I thought the whole reason micro-aggressions were bad was because they made someone’s race their defining characteristic, and that we should avoid reducing people that way. I thought we were all trying to say things like “Guy in the red shorts” or “Woman in the white blouse” instead of “Black guy” or “Asian girl”.…

Only made it through the first five before I started shuddering uncontrollably

A long time ago I made a Facebook group about Tike Redman. This led Junior Spivey to ask me how ol’ Tike, who I’ve never met or spoken to, was doing.

I’m happy for you but that team also presided over some of the most boring international football possible.

I get so much anxiety when they’re announcing the names of the breeds in the lineup but the cameraman is going too fast and they’re not gonna say the names of all the breeds quick enough!!!!!!

Right now five of the first seven posts are ads or sponsored posts. I’d prefer ad-ridden Deadspin to no Deadspin but I mean geez

Thank you for sharing this.

I thought it was super weird and felt really uncomfortable getting NHL score updates from my ESPN app while this whole thing has been going on. Like it was weird to me that sports would be happening during this event. Anyone else?

Drew, man, I got real nervous reading about your thigh strategy. I feel like if you’re on the john, the thigh is well within the splash zone. One false move and you’re done. No matter how thick your thighs are it’s gonna be way too precarious to balance your phone on one.

For real, nothing makes me happier than seeing Phil Kessel happy.