In a way, I can feel your pain. But if you really knew what you had there in that bottle and it was worth the price you paid for it, it was whisky not Scotch. There’s no such thing as Scotch except in the US.

I have an incredibly bright, worldly PhD friend who thought (until two months ago at a really interesting brunch with the girls) that urine came out of her vagina. She knew about her urethra. She just thought it was internal.

My poor parents had a dinner party the day after they taught me the correct names for male and female anatomy. I woke up, wandered downstairs with the burning question of what the boy anatomy was called....

I have no problem with this.

This is just so sad. I can’t even begin to imagine the grief and pain these parents feel.

This is kind of silly. I wear what I want. I don’t give a shit what another woman wears.

Maybe it was an inside out duffle bag.

I know Fox News. I know his parents. He was raised right and this just does not sound like him.

Really? On a story about 11 murdered women and girls and you make a stabbing segue?

Jennifer Lopez is 47 years old and looks like her skin is made of crepe de chine and natural highlighter. She’s going to be fine.

Jnot really.

Why can’t I shake the feeling that this is absolutely the very last thing he would have wanted?

I think the idea of saving money vs convenience is really a sorely underrated concept. Most articles about saving money focus on cutting down every damn thing you can without thought for quality of life or the relative time you end up spending while saving. (And time is money, let’s face it.)

No.

This might be what it takes to make me watch Game of Thrones.

1) Patton Oswalt is always 110% right.

In reality, anaphylactic shock from airborne exposure is so rare that if you think your allergy can be triggered by being in the same room as peanuts and you’re not literally living in a bubble right now, it probably can’t.

What did he shake her hand with?

I don’t think I’d fault her for not giving you guys the time of day. That’s not to say that I think all of the writers here are terrible or that there isn’t an entertainment value at work with Jezebel.

The claim of Jezebel “never [being] a feminist blog” was made famous by Jessica Coen in her doubling-down replies to the outrage against the decision to publish pictues of an anonymous and unknown woman’s rape.