At this point, I think their best chance is to argue that the car wash is “woke.”

What if somebody took their drag racer there to get washed before going to a car show ? Tommy’s would be aiding and abetting a drag show

Rubber mallet... fine.

You have to be fucking kidding me. The spongmonkeys should have been used everywhere. Those are my favorite fast food commercials of all time. Quit being a whiny wanker. 

That’s gonna be a “no” from me on the first two points. The difference between a cheap and a reasonably priced pair of pliers or a hacksaw is absolutely massive.

I “Harbor Freight” every new tool I can. I buy it first at Harbor Freight and if I use it enough to the point that it wears down, I’ll go buy a nicer one from Home Depot/Lowe’s.

Funny because USPS just delivered my Amazon order moments ago. Without making that Amazon order, USPS wouldn’t have had that job to run today.

Not really an “automotive” skill, but I really want to learn to weld.  Regret not doing so in my younger years.

well, they didn’t outdo the germans, that’s for sure:

Republicans: “Porn is bad, and it shouldn’t exist, and anyone who consumes it is going straight to hell!”

Wait, you expect Gizmodo writers to actually do any research before posting something?  You must be as new here as a kite sail.....

Walton Goggins is a national treasure. The way he clumsily popped out of the bushes in that ridiculous suit had me rolling. I’ve been watching him since his days on The Shield, but his comedic roles in Vice Principals and now The Righteous Gemstones are far and away my favorite works.

Attaching giant kites to ships is some absolute future tech, literally nobody could envision what this might look like, fully realized. Here, I’ve asked a very advanced AI to extrapolate what an image of this might look like in the future.

Swamp coolers are only good in very low humidity. Even then it only marginally works until the room is humidified to about 50%. Outside in the desert, the idea can work pretty well in a specific area. Inside a somewhat sealed environment of a home, they might work for a few minutes but eventually adding humidity to a…

You probably don’t want to buy one of these

...That Lexus is out of place

“Weening yourself off” does not mean what you think it means.

Word you’re looking for is “wean.”

“Is Logan Paul Trying to Kill Us?”

I’ve had a number of gas pump and parking lot conversations asking what kind of car I drive.

My body temp is 98.6F, so I am in the Danger Zone?