I’ve been on Jalopnik for its complete 15 year existence and this is in the running for the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on here.

Still in denial that he is gone, still too soon.  I have a sad.  Putting on YYZ for some recovery time.

Obligatory.

No motorcyles?

I can only imagine the steering wheel drum solos these cars have experienced. R.I.P.

As a former drummer who covered Rush a few times, that is 100% correct.

The Professor had an exquisite taste in cars as much as he had talent as a musician and lyricist. What a Renaissance man, in so many ways. God I miss him. 

I played in a little alt-country band in the mid-to-late 00s (after years of metal and punk rock). Mostly originals in the style of Jerry Reed, sped up a bit and with a bit more attitude.

I don’t care if the DB5 is the only one in it’s truest color, that is a fucking insane collection. That is every homerun from the 60's, save for maybe a Ferrari 250 or Daytona, perhaps the first 911 if you’re so inclined. But god damn, the fact it’s such a small “collection” is part of what makes it so cool.

One of my trucks has this feature where you can roll the windows up and down even with the key off. I really like it, even though it uses a funny crank thing instead of a button.

Not to self: Never tell Darling Wife about Dog Mode.

THIS!!!

If the Chicago area hot dog joint doesn’t have “the poster” (you know which one I’m talking about) it ain’t shit.

I had to laugh, I read this and immediately thought of Costco. Their pizza (and really everything else food related they sell) is bomb diggity and I will die on that hill.

I’d seen decent food trucks near Lowe’s as well.  And hey, Costco hot dogs are still a big thing!

Whenever I get soft serve ice cream from a fast food joint, I always share with my dog, Cap, who eats and bites straight off the same cone. He licks my face, so what the hell?

Whenever I dump frozen fries out onto a baking sheet, I eat a few of them while they’re still frozen and mostly hard. Hell, I did this with a certain brand of sweet potato fries and found out that I liked them better frozen than fully cooked. 

My water bottles only get washed when they get visibly crusty.

“Rinsing” the coffee pot = “washing” the coffee pot.

Sometimes when I have a bag of chips with some sort of seasoning dust that only I have access to, I’ll roll my whole hand around in the bag to get it as season-y as possible before sucking it off my fingers. I’m aware I’m a fucking monster, but frito-lay needs to literally just make like a giant brick of seasoning…