I dont know if its my browser, but this is a pain in the dick if you actually wanna “see” the images......

“Did that stop us from eating anything more than dry cereal, chips, and peanut butter and bread? It did not.”

“Also, the effort required will make you think twice before driving over a nail, resulting in more attentive driving and increased safety.”

I bought 1 about 5 years ago, and its has saved me a shit-ton of headaches. Ive used it at 5am instead of the compressor in the garage and waking up the whole house. Ive used it to top up my wifes tires in the lot where she works. Ive used it to help co-workers after work who have had flats....

I LOVED my 91 Civic that had that vent. When you wanted some air movement but it wasnt hot or cold enough to turn on the heat or AC....
That vent was awesome, and I always wondered why others didnt do it.

Floor button for your high beams.....

That hot mustard was the BEST!

if you know, you know......

So if a passenger goes batshit crazy like they sometimes do on planes, and they try to open the door and jump out, at least it wont kill everyone else.....

Do the turn signals work??

Youre joking right..... Mayo on hotdogs.... Youre based in Chicago, where its practically against the law to put ketchup on a dog, and yet youre  wanting to put mayo on a dog......please.

As a former driver, and the son of a driver who drove for 45 years, of which I spent quite a few summers in the truck with him growing up, I can say you are right on only 1 thing.....

Go to their website, and sign up with your email, and they send you notice of what new items are on the way. You can even see what they have left over on their site as well.
Ive been getting the email updates for a few years now.

DONT send em to Portillos......
Geez, its a chain restaurant now, with locations from Fla, to Ca..... And a chain restaurant thats gone downhill since Dick sold it.......

What a crock......!!

When he gets to 40 kills like Richard Bong, WW2 P-38 pilot, let us know.....

Again...... I can write these...... just find an article, copy it, and add some more words.....

Ive said it before and Ill say it again...... Can I get a job writing here??

This sucks....