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Prime the patch!

Apparently, now that people are returning to work, you just take them to the pound and drop them off. Because that’s exactly what’s happening. All the “poor me, I’m stuck at home” folks that ran out to get a pet because the were bored are now returning them or worse, abandoning them. The worst bunch of people…

This.

Not for nothing, my Yellow Labrador has righteous Labitude, and will not cross that bridge. He makes a fuss and it costs me a slice of salami for every toenail clipped but he has never been a biter. 

It is my opinion that the mother should not have to clean either

You mean...mothers? On Mother’s Day? 

Live stream your naked housecleaning, and you can shower, clean the tub, and work a part-time job at the same time!

Elegant!!

To be fair

Dunno but glad they didn’t use the shot where Travis actually inserted his thumb into her asshole. Leave a lil’ sumptin’ sumptin’ to the imagination, kids!

In most of the hardware places you can buy both as a set. I keep a relatively cheap set of folding allen wrenches for imp. and metric in my tool bag. Never know when I will need them.

The entirety of this list is based two assumptions

They are just so good and so forgiving. They are my favorite part of the chicken without question.

Nearly every initial press account of this incident- which was based on the secondhand accounts of family members- was completely contradicted by the bodycam footage. Heres a picture of the dead girl about to plunge a six inch knife into the woman in pink

In college, I was an occasional photographer for the school paper and because I was local, they asked me to shoot graduation one year. I spent three hours that morning at the front of the crowd in some form of squat. The next day I could barely walk. Staircases were right out. Took a couple of days before my legs…

The man just bought used tires, you think he’s going to pay someone else to change his oil just to save himself some embarrassment?

when you drop a brick in the bowl you will regret the brick in the tank

I’m wearing this from IGotMyVaccines.com

What were you expecting? Tools for ANTS?!?