I saw this post on Reddit by user iksbob regarding sprint cars...

Yeah she's pretty... in a Madam Tussaud sort of way.

Witnesses to the accident saw a man in small rowboat heading toward a flashing green light across the harbor, which they described as "beating on, boat against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

Correction: self-loathing humans are the worst.

The Quebecois gov't also bans English on all signs and tries to remove the word "pasta" from Italian restaurant menus. We have a saying up here in Canada. "Fuck Quebec."

This gets reposted with such frequency that I really fail to see why anyone bothers pointing it out any more, it's not like it'll do anything. Just watch it again or go find another article, it's not hard.

"He's an inspiration to us all."

You are correct. I read the Kelleher story, too (somewhere). Customers will put you out of business. It sounds crazy, but it's true.

ur bldg is going 2 b bombed. friend us 4 more wrnings

they know how to celebrate getting LeBron back

It's how the Japanese do (airplane) porn.

I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of Heat jerseys were folded and suddenly put in the back of closets.

"Fuck you, Pay me"

"And I thought I took a beating"

well, technically, this does count as taking your Land Rover "off road"...

I bet the average Corolla driver takes it off road more than the average Land Rover driver.

I have nothing to add except that this guy looks exactly like a Garbage Pail Kid.

"I can't go to work and be a dick to everyone" yet somehow I get the idea that you're always a dick to everyone.

...except it wasn't just two Japanese cities. We did that to pretty much all of Japan and Germany. The 2 nukes just get all the press.