Leftover pasta should be eaten straight out of the fridge, just as god intended.

Sure. It’s America now, you can believe whatever you like...today.

How could you leave out “The Jade Pussycat”?

As long as they’re funny, I watch.

Wash towels separately, no fabric softener and use hypoallergenic detergent.

It really is the size of the ship and NOT the motion of the ocean.

It’s funny, years ago I went with a large group to NYC. Some folks wanted to hit all the touristy stuff, Empire State, Times Square, Statue of Liberty, etc. A couple of friends and I headed straight to the Village and partied all day. Saw Long John Baldry at the Bitter End. Had a blast. Did wind up going to the…

Perfection is unattainable, I learned this years ago. Personally, I strive for excellence, along with every day, incremental improvements. Then, sometimes, if you’re really lucky, you get very close to perfection.

What is this strange concept of too much candy you speak of?

If somebody tells me “OK, boomer”

It’s too bad that all the folks making the PPE and giving vaccinations can’t work from home. Or the people assembling automobiles, or cleaning hospitals. Or putting out forest fires. Or so many others that don’t have the choice of the new elites. Maybe think about that once in awhile. More companies should start…

Lick’em!

Champagne goes well with everything. It’s also just fine by itself.

You mean I have to take all this shit back to Costco now.

Could be worse, you could be on dial-up.

I’ve been holding out for the, “I’m Gonna Git You Sucka”, sequel.

I like ‘em tall. 5’7” and up. Preferably red headed.

Who says money can’t buy you love?

I always use, “ By the way, what’s your safe word?”, as an icebreaker.

My mom, too.