I’m not asking anybody anything. They’re ALL crazy. You’ll either be called a racist, Nazi or any number of things. You might get threatened, or actually come to blows with someone. There are people who’ve actually made a hobby out of this pandemic. I take care of myself and keep my distance. To hell with all of…

When do we get our next check?

If I did everything exactly like the pros, with exactly the same tools, I’d never get anything done. On TV, no matter what they’re making, no matter how elaborate, it only takes them a half hour. I don’t have an editing room and a whole assistant entourage. I get my minced garlic out of a jar, or better yet, they have…

So, basically you’re raising weirdos. 

It should. At the time, I told all my friends exactly what was going to happen. There’s a certain group of people out there that are so narcissistic, everything is disposable to them because it’s all about “me, my needs, my wants, my feelings”. They don’t deserve even a goldfish. 

I get it that you shouldn’t suppress your emotions. Sometimes a good cry is just what the doctor ordered. But set aside time each day to cry? I don’t think so. That’s some different kind of snake oil right there. Maybe set aside a time to laugh uncontrollably in a room by yourself, too. You know where that kind of…

Well, OK.

Or maybe they brush once but do twice as good of a job.

You just need to be drinking more wine.

Actually, the easy part is patching the hole. The hard part is blending the patch into the rest of the wall so you don’t wind up with a perpetual blister that draws your eyes right to it every time you enter the room. That’s the hardest part.

Apparently, now that people are returning to work, you just take them to the pound and drop them off. Because that’s exactly what’s happening. All the “poor me, I’m stuck at home” folks that ran out to get a pet because the were bored are now returning them or worse, abandoning them. The worst bunch of people ever. 

Guys will cheat just because some pretty thing strokes their ego, or they just want to prove that they “still have it”. They’re stupid and opportunistic.

Plan on getting bit. Just sayin’

Don’t forget...lots flowers. I live in the city so I have a small lot. Many people have gardens. My entire backyard is a flower garden. It’s paradise.

I had a cat. Big black tom. When he was young, he used to get up on the kitchen table (surprise) and knock everything over. I started putting scotch tape, sticky side up on the table. A few times getting tangled up in that stuff and he was through with the table top. Funny thing though, he was big enough to reach up…

That’s their plan.

The sooner kids learn about and experience disappointment, the better.

That’s a very nice, touching idea. Moms deserve something special.

Makes perfect sense to me. Endless possibilities.