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Hey, I put Trump sign in my yard just to fuck with the guy a few doors down with the Biden sign. Was that you? Sorry, that’s just how I roll. I’m impish.

I’m neither nice nor kind.

Would have been a perfect investment for my $1400 stimulus that I’m entitled to. Bad timing I guess.

That’s good news, especially for areas that might have a storage issue with the other two vaccines. I will opt for the two shot variety (preferably Moderna, they’re developing a booster for the SA variant) if I’m able to choose. I’ll have to see what’s available. 

“Since we’re dealing with two liqueurs, it’s important to pour the bourbon a little heavy...”

Well, you could TRY NOT POSTING THEM. The internet is the worst place.

Making loans easier. 2008 called, it wants it’s ideas back.

Rejoice!

So...

It seems like the hedge fund mafia doesn’t like folks trying to move in on their territory. They’ve been pulling this kind of stuff for a long time.

Three masks and a plastic bag. You’ll be so safe you won’t know what to do.

Ok, I’ll admit it, I am a closet sandwich potato chip put’er on’er.

And yes, that is the grammar Nazi.

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For what it’s worth (I know, abbreviation) if you go the treadmill route. Opt for one with a DC motor. Their speed range is better and more consistent. Just sayin.

That’s right. The same thing goes for pantyhose!

The world’s always been shitty. All the way back to when the first manmonkey cold-cocked another with a leg bone. 

Well, maybe. I think a loss of humor has brought down more empires than anything else.

Ok, I didn’t watch the slideshow (yet), but I immediately thought sled riding. Everyone loves sled riding. Even adults. The kids shouldn’t have all the fun.