They are good eatin’ though.

I feel the same way about masks as I do about vaccinations. Don’t want to wear a mask? Then don’t. Don’t want to get vaccinated? Then don’t. You’re the one that’s going to get sick, not me. 

Highballs, that’s really old school. I love it!

Here’s your Mustang trophy.

Ask Jimmy Conway.

Hey, they put dead cows in them.

I used to do this to my cat. Called her the cat maggot.

The answer is always bacon. Always.

Beer bread.

Get some hockey pants. They have padding in all the right places.

Yup. The learning is in the doing.

That whole pedaling and steering thing will make it easier. Getting the wheels spinning actually makes the bike stable, like a gyroscope. Yes, make sure you can touch the ground with your feet until you gain more confidence.

Well, good luck.

Ahh, but you can’t argue against “Concrete Evidence”.

Cook it out on the grill!

It wouldn’t hurt to learn a little pet first-aid, too.

Yikes, just........yikes.

Buncha pussies.

I didn’t know Black Muslims are different from regular Muslims. Is their Quran different?

So why isn’t everyone in China dead?