Just curious about the proper way to cook a bat, it’s not in Betty Crocker’s.

Just curious about the proper way to cook a bat, it’s not in Betty Crocker’s.

That’s because Sum Ting Wong.

Of course not. Didn’t mean to imply that.

I’ve seen people fold up like a jack-knife in the squat rack trying to do too much. 

Yes, this.

Except that when your weak arm fatigues, the dumbbell comes down right on your face. Usually without warning. seen it happen more than once.

There’s nothing wrong with earnestness. Just don’t be too earnest about it.

So you’ve met my ex-wife then?

Bacon.

Go on odd days. I used to like Tues., Thurs., and Sun late evenings.

Sure, maybe a little. But when the dealer does it, it’s right. If they screw it up, they have to make it right. When I strip the drain plug on my oil pan, I have to make it right. I take my car to the dealer to get the tires rotated, I tell them not to break the hubcaps. They break them, they replace them, n/c. I…

You get what you pay for. (sometimes even more)

Don’t be a sad sack.

When they talk about credit history, not only do they mean that you’re making your payments on time, they also mean how old your credit payments go back. If you have a 30yr account that’s never had a missed payment, it means more than a 5yr account that’s never had a missed payment. It’s like alchemy. You’re not going…

I don’t lend out any more money than I’m willing not to see again. 

The job isn’t finished until the paperwork’s done.

The job isn’t finished until the paperwork’s done.

Honestly, I could probably go through that in a few days. I’m a machine.

Honestly, I could probably go through that in a few days. I’m a machine.

There’s a right way and a wrong way to carry on an affair. This was the wrong way.

I would rate the heated steering wheel right up there with heated seats.