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Wow that Buick is GORGEOUS! It really stands out among the rest of the list - I mean they’re all nice cars in their own right, even the BMW and Porsche which seem to have taken a wrong turn on the way back from whatever Buy Here Pay Here lot they belong in, but the Buick (and the Ford for that matter) are cars I just

“The reinstatement of your suspension is suspended pending suspension reinstatement.”

The burrito photo looks like Bigfoot wandering around in the woods.

You’ll hear stories about people suffocating to death cause they lost their iphone.

With a brick. Sideways. On Tuesay taco night so they miss all that yummy taco-ness.

This has nothing to do with millennial. People have been assholes for 1000s of years. I’m 36. And I understand that. I know its cool to hate on millennials but thats not really applicable here. As to the article y’know fuck those people. Fuck them in the ear.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

In regards to your first question, we are talking about a grown man that has fallen asleep while while on air. Multiple times. Like a guest will be talking for a minute and he nods the fuck out. I can only imagine what would happen if he were allowed to just wonder off without an adult keeping an eye on him.

He’s actually dialing the number of the local Domino’s. But they’ve been dealing with his drunken 2am calls for 30 years now and don’t even bother correcting him anymore.

The amount of corruption surrounding this case is too damn high.

wut

I think you can pretty easily eliminate Kendrick Perkins from any discussion of “lanky” individuals.

‘If you don’t sign up for FanDuel right now, we’ll abuse this dog.’

IT’S ALSO CALLED CROSSY ROAD.

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Apple

Kyle, can you just do all the Apple coverage for all Gawker sites from now on? This is the only article I’ve seen today that isn’t trying to fellate Apple for showing the world a hundred dollar pencil.

Fucking highlight truthers.

This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.

It’s more fun to see how long it takes for someone to post it. Perhaps they have a betting pool in the office:

a massive El Nino eh?