90% of the inquiries this year were from a retired Ray Lewis spending entire Sundays yelling "WHAT TIME IS IT?" and waiting hopelessly, endlessly for his smartphone to reply.

Are we sure it's not just Nic Cage getting ready for a Con-Air sequel/remake?

I can't wait to hear how the Browns are pursuing Nick Saban or Jim Harbaugh and then when it's all said and done the new head coach? Marty Mornhinweg!

You guys really buried the lede there...Peter King engaging in dog whistle racism is not news (this applies to any Peter King, i.e. Peter King (R-NY)). The real lede is that Domenik Hixon is still in the league. WTF?!?!

His ex-girlfriend understands too well how "Hard On 33" comes up short on his half of 69.

Regardless of the two Hemi options, needs moar diesel..

what's a Wii U?

Matt Duchene of the Colorado Avalanche bought a signed Bruins jersey at an auction for an 11-year-old girl who was bullied at school.

As a divorce lawyer in Los Angeles - I am not surprised. If you think the criminal justice system is broken - spend some time in family court. It's a fucking joke.

This made me laugh like a goddamn 10 year old.

And... Gnite fellow Deadspinners

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