Woman accused of the disappearance and massacre of her eyebrows

what hell hath oj wrought

Can’t agree more with this.

Lance Ito used to go to my former church, Lake Avenue, in Pasadena. I was a bored teen, his phone number was listed in the directory, and I used to prank call him. That was my contribution to the trial of the century.

I agree, but I still can’t get in line with how Scheana is treating her. Or Katie. On the subject of Kristen they’re NUTS! They act like they can’t even understand why she won’t hang with her boyfriends ex.

James was hired by Lisa as a favor to his parents b/c they all go way back. He and Max are supposedly BFFs. I don’t know if it keeps him on the show, necessarily, but he’ll always have the Lisa connection. That may even be his story arc next season — Lisa being torn between friendship and wanting to give James a swift…

Yes, and you get the feeling that she thinks she's being clever. But it's just mean.

You are right about Patricia. She isn’t snarky in a fun way. She’s mean and classist.

I love Southern Charm. In the first season I enjoyed the little hits of Patricia. But after last season I can’t stand her. She just seems so snobby, but not in a fun way. Not sure if she changed from the first season, or just my perception of her.

Whitney is an insufferable creep, but they never make fun of him, because he's the executive producer.

I very much agree.

“I take sketch comedy very seriously.”

FALSE! I truly think Southern Charm is one of the best shows on Bravo, and the premier of this season took it to another level.

Southern Charm is starting off with a BANG. Hands down has turned into one of my favorite BRAVO shows.

i cant believe they kept that landon lady she is so boring and terrible

In all seriousness though, he strikes me as a guy who would completely lose his shit and kill someone (mostly a girlfriend) while intoxicated. He has zero impulse control and has demonstrated over and over again volatile behavior. He’s in desperate need of AA/NA and some serious anger management counseling before he…

Does anyone else think that Ariana has become SIGNIFICANTLY more insufferable by the day? I know she was supposed to be some sort of resident, “cool girl, laid back, IDGAF” chick but I find her to be SO irksome. She and Tom’s inflated senses of self-importance are absolutely staggering.

The acid dildo line is a classic.

Agreed. They’re each pretty awful in their own ways, but James makes me want to change the channel.

Stassi is one of the best people on that show, mostly because she has the capability of being self reflective (not often, but it happens). Her burns are truly masterful