If you were as intelligent as Aaron Carter, you would get it.

I mean, his brother...

“Have you been here before?” I asked him. “I don’t count how many times I go places, I’m too busy,” he responded proudly.

A mysterious death in a haunted house?!? Zoinks! I know a bunch of meddling kids who’ll get to the bottom of this!!

“Faces of Meth” Florida article.?

Rookie mistake.

It’s like the Hollister of restaurants.

“It’s not meth; I’ve just recently lost a bunch of pesky tooth weight"

I do appreciate how he said “I drink wine” as a Real Housewife allusion to being an alcoholic.

Ok, now having watched the video; I feel for the guy, and I hope all this extra scrutiny he’s getting now doesn’t lead to a relapse.

I mean, Carter was born in Tampa. It’s always Florida. Always!

He has residual Faces of Meth syndrome.

Aaron Carter is the Florida of Teen-pop artists.

Saw the cover photo, thought this was a “Faces of Meth” article.

Poor kid.

“I’m too intelligent for you guys” said no actually smart person, ever.

I think the creep factor went into orbit with this.

Blac Chyna sounds like strain of heroin, anyway.