Alternate interpretation: You’re doing life exactly right. Always keep ‘em guessing.

The results won’t matter if you truly are seeking an all-minority cast, just don’t say it explicitly in the open casting call. Don’t say “[ANYTHING] ONLY”

She was on 90210: The Reboot.

I may be the only person on the planet who watched the reboot of 90210 on the CW but I’m pretty sure that Jessica Lowndes was on it and her character would believably date a man 30 years her senior.

If your friends and family believe you could get engaged to a man over 30 years your senior without them knowing, maybe reevaluate your life choices.

I’d keep it short. Like 400m. King of the hill style.

Congrats, you just invented Tough Mudder.

FULL-CONTACT MARATHONING- We have that, it’s called “Black Friday”.

Marathons are all about race, bro.

While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this:

So the aggrieved party didn’t file a protest and has said nothing about it? Time to move on.

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

But what hoops did he jump through to feel closer to you?

My spouse and I live in Oregon, so this could account for any difference if you live somewhere more conservative, but I would say we’ve never had any hassle about not sharing a name. But then my insurance is local and super chill (they accept any definition of "domestic partner" including just your roommate) and…

oh god, nothing pisses me off more than being called Mrs. Husband’s Name. at least just call us “The Husband’slastnames” like, what year is this, 1950?

>Since my first name is Hebrew, I kind of like how my name isn’t Jewish overkill now, but since my new name is a common Egyptian name, I know I’ll be questioned more the next time I go to Israel.

In Spanish-speaking countries, you have two last names. You pass on your first surname to your kid; the kid gets their dad’s surname first and mom’s second. Nobody changes their name ever. Obvs I’m accustomed to this system but it just makes sense and nobody gets confused.

re: kids in particular -