It’s brillant, actually.

Or homicide, if you were intentionally poisoned by someone else.

So children 1-4 get murdered, presumably by their parents/ caretakers, then it slacks off a bit until 10 years later when they are murdered by fellow teens?

Sometimes, sometimes, I really think Hollywood is producing movies just for when I’m on a long Delta flight and they won’t give me any more water.

Who is Rita Ora and what does she do?

who?

I suspect they have a very specific arrangement that includes very specific power dynamics.

RICH GIRLS!! That show was everything. That is when I first realized I loved reality television.

I don’t know about the father, other than he’s lost a child to CPS before and has a long criminal and drug history. He also didn’t want her when she was first removed from her mother, he didn’t even try to claim her until 2 years after she’d been removed. What I do know is that 1.5% NA, not born on a reserve, not…

So, if that’s the case (and obviously there are tons of foreign-born, heavily accented models who are super independent and self-reliant, though I agree that many MRAs don’t seem to get this), that still seems like a shitty reason to basically say “Haha, Melania Trump is a sex worker with low standards”, which is…

It’s also important to note that this isn’t the first time the Pages have waged a custody battle over a foster child that was never supposed to be theirs permanently.

I tell everyone I know: if you get caught in the system, you will be there forever. From probation, to foster care, to getting mother fucking traffic tickets, one slip up can swallow you up forever, especially if you are poverty stricken.

I feel for the little girl, pulled apart in all this mess.

Speaking of RHOBH:

Yeah, I think it’s the right word. Taylor’s posse takes other women’s social capital (their popularity and “coolness”) and harnesses it to her own, magnifying her at the center of it all. She is the Queen who unites all these girls and women she gets on stage with her, they’re her court. So she’s appropriating their…

I am heartened to see that young Ms. Moretz has recognized Taylor Swift for the anthropomorphic hemorrhoid that she is.

Chloë Grace Moretz just made a new fan. I thought she was a good actress previously, but now I also like her.

They appropriate exclusivity. They’re cliques!

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

Exactly.