Not a great name for a surgeon.

“Jumpy” is a great name for anything.

My S-10 got bumped into a few times in parking lots and on the road. Not once did I bother exchanging info with the offending drivers.

Former S-10 Blazer owner. #4.3lyfe

“Leaky”

I heard that Volkswagen was going to get a variant called the Sketchy, but after recent events are holding off until they come up with something better.

Land Rover and Jaguar should have models called “Tow-ey”

I was once diagnosing a loss of compression and fuel in the oil, so I naturally thought it was the rings.

Like 20 years old, only oil changes and brake jobs ever tackled. Four-banger crap-can starts overheating 2 hours from home. Coolant keeps puking out of the overflow.

What a group of good-looking people! I wish I had been there to see you all in person.

I could care less if you pull it or leave it on.

Isn’t the cloud just ‘somebody’s PC’ from Pokemon?

Nope, you got it wrong. Cloud technology is when it is perpetually surrounded by a fog that can be harvested to separate the hydrogen and oxygen atoms for the fuel cell.

Not so good if you have a roadster.

Oh, it’s got the cloud? Well, that’s good. Can’t have a next-gen car without the cloud. Everybody’s using the cloud these days.

I don’t think you really need to shittalk Elio to disparage them, simply reposting their own press releases is enough.

Back in the day, a friend announced he wanted to replace his 2 barrel carb with a 4 barrel carb. I told him he had to swap the manifold too. He said “OK... but that’s just some tubing, right?” ummm... no...

I’ve heard a lot of BS over the years, but one thing that sticks out was around the time the original Fast and Furious came out, I was at a small cruise in with mostly imports. A 3000GT owner was bragging how reliable they are, and stated that the car would run for 30,000 miles with NO oil in it.