ToddyDotty
toddydotty
10/9/16
2:56 PM
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I used to DD a inline six, RWD, four door monster (sounds like a BMW description). Now I drive a RWD, Rear Engined, German-Swiss-French, automated manual (hhnnnggghh) ode to European colonization and globalization (sounds like a supercar description). Yet they are a Jeep and a Smart Car.

10/9/16
2:50 PM
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This made me laugh and as a millennial I’ve been waiting for the actual person here in the gawkerverse to make it happen.   

10/9/16
2:47 PM
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Nope, sadly I fucked up the transfer case and after some horrid estimates had to give her up. But I know shes out there, loving, touching, and squeezing another.

1/26/16
6:13 PM
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69 miles?! How immature! Those Brits and their potty humor!

12/1/15
8:27 AM
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Depending on your tire pressure it’ll fly away faster than this.

8/2/15
8:13 PM
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YESSSSSSS. That all sounds soooo good. but lest I forget the harvest Ive already gained.

8/2/15
8:10 PM
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Ive had enough to get not only get little Caesars but also a burger from Wendys, whats your favorite combo?

8/2/15
10:48 AM
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That brush guard makes it look like it has a grill which is ludacris. Should’ve known it was from the dirty south before I even saw the Bulldogs plate. I certainly agree.

7/30/15
8:19 PM
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Now Doug when I landed in Philly I tweeted you, Doug! :)

7/23/15
10:08 PM
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Tap it against the wall really hard with a heel to absorb it. Or you know that spare saber you have hanging around could just slice the neck off.

7/23/15
8:49 PM
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I own a 2001 XJ and I came here to say that I own a 2001 XJ and I came here to say I own A 2001 JEEP XJ AND I CAME HERE TO SAY THAT I OWN A 2001 CHEROKEE AND I CAME HERE TO JUST SAY THAT. Fucking love my XJ!