What in the fuck is wrong with that crew of guys

That really hurt... a lot.

I traditionally have a love/hate relationship with “idiots at drag strips” videos. This one hit that note to a motherf’in T.

Well that’s 8 mins I will never get back. If this video was a drag race, the only thing faster would be one of the made up cars the guy talks about. And he probably realistically could only beat the video by 1 second

My brain just broke.

I made it 18 seconds in before I wanted to shoot myself.

Gawker mediadebating whether they would go on a COMPED FREE cruise.

I would, so long as the <sneering> common folk </sneering> in steerage are kept away from my tuxedo-clad brethren in FIRST CLASS. Bottoms up!

Are you going to wear your weekday suit like a poor person? Gross.

Alright stop me when this sounds crazy. How about we build a modern replica of a ship that was the famous for being one of the biggest maritime disasters ever, give it the same damn name, and then, get this, sail it to a port in the Middle East!

Albert, my good man, you worry too much. Nothing like that could EVER happen in the modern era. I mean come on, dude. A massive cruise ship, constructed and piloted by sage white men, would never, and I mean never, find itself in such a precarious position in this day and age.

I hate to be that guy, but... Meh.

There’s nothing here I haven’t seen a thousand times before. Maybe there’s no new ground to cover in motorcycle design.

Much more interesting to me than the five bikes in the article...

I hope to be that old man with my Jeep

Me, while reading this: “You will not get tears in your eyes about a motorcycle. A motorcycle that is not yours.” My eyes, while reading this: watery.

I’ve been through tons of basket case bikes but the first was a $100 KZ440 LTD (similar to the Zook you had) that had sat outside for 2 years unwanted. Like you, I didn’t know how to correctly strap a bike down (heh) but your method worked better than mine, apparently (hint for next time, never on the stand, upright,…

Are you sure he wasn’t driving a Fisker?

I quietly judge anyone that doesn’t peel these stickers off the day they get the car. Same with license plate frames. Are you getting a kickback from the dealer for your advertising? No? Then stop driving around in a billboard.

That and dealer plates... Its easy to tell someone who has never turned a wrench before in their life, if they still are rocking dealer plate frames.