Congratulations, Mr. Ill_Mac, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with an Aston Martin which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she wipes the butt print off the fender.

This is a Jalopnik Blip!

Ain’t got non uh them fancy doohicks.

It’s a pretty eclectic neighborhood

“the Fisker is driven by some blonde lesbian.”

I see a chrome aventador around my neighborhood often. As well as a chrome E63, and a chrome Fisker Karma. The Benz and the Lambo are both driven by Persian dudes, and the Fisker is driven by some blonde lesbian.

You can probably guess who designed the one with only white lines.

“Lemmy Kilmister, David Bowie, Alan Rickman, rest in peace while we deal with the fact that Bernie Ecclestone is still with us.”

I think it’s not a win when you have people calling it another car maker.

Dat Bernie is a god damned Succubus! Lotus always givin’ him their tree fiddy.

Probably a good reason not to give them tree fiddy.

Wait wait wait, where does the damn Loch Ness Monster play into this?

They should have bought it for tree fiddy.

Yep. Nothin’ bad happening here.

Small air craft kill more race car drivers than race cars do. Choose your risk.

Tried to find cooler helicopter gif than this. Couldn’t. Only found this: