A championship in week 15? I remember my first beer.

All this over some stupid fake bird?

Sanchez?

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Andrea Bargnani thought about jumping to help J.R. Smith's defense, but ended up just watching.

But... but... He's not clutch. And The Decision. And... he's... going bald. And Ray Lewis is a murderer! And... and, um... He betrayed Cleveland to go to Miami, something no one would ever do. And, ummm... Michael Jordan was a competitor who would never play on a team with another good player... and... …

Um. Kansas City is the largest city in Missouri.

I would've gone with reheated baked ziti.

He didn't mean "heaaaht"; he meant "S.W.A.T."