Mike Mayock the best? Uric Burry would disagree.

Best of 2013 and Tetherball Bear is nowhere to be found? Blasphemy.

Over $16 per pound of assorted pork products. Vegetarians finally have the last laugh.

All this over some stupid fake bird?

Atleast you could buy a halfway decent team, like say, the Jaguars.

Gronk will be back playing the field in 2 days max. PimpHandStrong

+1 for not saying STebow

+1 for not saying STebow

Good call on that contract though. Go Lakers!

E A C D B , obviously.

I mean, the NBA is about as entertaining as soccer. So this fits pretty well.

Since when does CeeLo Green work Houston security?

Why is CeeLo Green working as a Houston security guard?

Has Spike Lee been traded yet?

Why you want us to go 0-4 so bad?

"I broke my dick coach."

Scott Hanson would never pull a bitch move like that.

Cheese pizza it is!

Toasted Ravioli, the state food of Mizzourah? You're a complete dumb shit. BBQ, and then whatever that shitty cheese they put on pizza in STL is #2.