The most sweeping and appropriate answer would be for the NFL to start its own minor league, with the foremost goal being to prepare prospects to succeed in the big show. This will almost certainly never happen: though the existence of the college game isn’t ideal by NFL standards, it’s free.

Derivative. LBJ did it so much better.

The kid’s already caused two coaches and a once-hopeful father to resign.

Yeah, they’re also 5th in runs scored in the NL and 6th in OPS...not world beaters but certainly good enough for JZ, GG, SS and MS if SS gets healthy again.

I think if a man did the same thing as in the above GIF, we’d hear quite a bit about it. That man would most likely be Javale McGee.

I do - actually, in Lincoln.

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.

The video seems to have been a direct parody of this commercial, which is itself a Dirty Dancing spoof:

Fuck Backstrom and his constantly-playing GEICO commercial. I hope he gets in a fender bender with an uninsured motorist!

I’d make Bonds LISTEN to Van Slyke, move over and throw Bream OUT at the plate in ‘92... That one STILL HURTS to this day.

I wore it squatting and deadlifting for a while, and when I wasn't using it I left it coiled and buckled in the holes that I usually use. I figure that it helped the belt "take a set" even when I wasn't using it.

Well, bless her heart, she has such an interesting style.

Mark Emmert is FUMING right now.

In-party suggestion: if kids are bringing gifts, just put those things on a shelf or in the corner. Do not have time for the kid to sit there and open the gifts in front of all the other kids. This prevents boredom from all guests, competition about who gave best gifts, pissed off kids that are not getting gifts, and…

Solid advice, Albert. I'd suggest using one of those places that has the blow-up jumpy houses ("Pump It Up" or the like). Very efficient two hour party: 1:40 of the kids going apeshit on the jumpy things and 20 minutes of pizza and cake, then GTFO and have the sugar meltdown on your parents time.

Five Barf Stains- Your Self-Esteem As A Parent:

On the plus side, if a runner does get shot at least they get one of those 30.06 stickers.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?