Luhnow’s just afraid that if he fingers the responsible individuals, he’ll spark a cival war in his front office and then the umpires will have to get involved.

I’m so old I remember when this dude was called Wily Mo Pena

Please. Can we not have these before every fucking event? It really minimizes the importance of the song & now everyone just hides in the concourse during the national anthem (like the troops used to do in my Army days when the song was played at retreat). 

Not for nothing, national anthems are pretty ridiculous in the first place. Having to stand and honor it ahead of every sporting event (or say the pledge of allegiance before a meeting) is downright bizarre. 

National fans:

Pore Britt.

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

Did UConn make it in?

No way he’s under 275. He’s probably 6' 1", three bills.

Yeah, well, the football team can eat shit and shrivel up, but the other three? The Nats find riveting ways to lose. The Caps just lay down. And the Wizards really just kind of play over their heads until they literally die on the court (or at least until Wall just exhausts himself by throwing his body around like…

Well, since you asked, here’s a lengthy response explaining my thoughts on the subject (full disclosure: Nats fan)...

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

I’m not necessarily opposed to bringing him back into the lineup. Like I said, I like the guy. I *want* him to be part of the lineup. I’m just afraid of getting another season like last year, and then wondering “well, what if we had plugged someone else in the spot?”

I think they’re trying to do a large fix-up on that system. They need to do it and there’s no way to do it without causing a lot of problems and confusion, and it’s just going to be a big mess until they can complete the work. The NYC subway is a model of efficiency and clarity by comparison — not to mention that in…

Wild Toikey Surprise.

They’re leaving out the part where Taz swung and missed, leaving him spinning. And spinning, and spinning...

i get out of bed at 4:30 and get straight to the gym. i sleep in socks now because it saves me a couple of minutes on the way out the door. it’s what i do. i have a super stressful job, a wife who needs help around the house and two kids who need my attention. if i’m going to spend time on myself it needs to…

Too soon, both of you. +1 +1

And everybody’s lucky that there were no Jovan Belcher jerseys in the fray. 

There are few things so conflicting for a KC fan as a Bo Jackson Raiders jersey.