“Pros have a tack mat”

“The asshole Nationals fans on staff were whining this morning about giving up prospects for an actual dominant workhorse starter”

As others have mentioned, starting pitching isn’t the Nats top need; it could even be argued that the Nats already have an actual dominant workhorse starter on staff, in the form of Max…

I’ve always preferred Mike Curtis’ approach -

Also a Nats fan, and I would love to see Harper stay. I shudder to think what the Nats’ OF might look like in 2019 if Robles is traded and Harper is gone.

He won five tournaments in 2013, including The Players Championship; no majors that year, but he did win Player of the Year.

I think that was after he had to give up the waitresses and porn stars.

I think this club’s restricted Wang, so don’t tell anyone you’re Jewish, ok?

If Rita really has a dick, I’m not so sure she’s going to enjoy Trump’s administration as much as she thinks she will.

Seems a bargain though, doesn’t it?

Thank you.

Forgive my ignorance here, but what means GMI?

They really ran this ad on TV? I thought actually drinking beer was verboten in TV commercials, or maybe that’s only in commercials that advertise beer.

(It’s not a law, according to my half-assed research, just a rule that the networks have (had) in place - http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2014/aug/20/he…

I guess they couldn’t find this guy -

No, he did not.

That might be an old picture - http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2016/10/24/breaking-braden-holtby-has-shaved-his-beard/

Read either of the linked articles, please. The boy wasn’t “tossed loose to the world”; he was participating in a cross-country meet and wandered off course, something that I suspect even non-autistic runners fall victim to from time to time.

Extraordinary piece, Mr. McKenna; thank you for writing it.

I’d say that Figure 2 is inconsistent messaging about the violence inherent in the game.

As I recall, the strength coach was yelling at a ref, and Kelly was concerned about ND getting a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.

Tom Herman?

Is it just me, or is it quite possible that the identities of the two stars of this scene are right there in plain sight in the tweet captured above?