Pretty hound! I've got 3 retired racers and I tow em around with a Cayenne as the wifey doesn’t like sensible hot-hatches like what you have.

Is that a VehiCross? - Oops - didn’t realize others already caught this.

On what car can I get a great set of tires for $400? A Focus?

I've got a '04 Cayenne S and I'm not a rich soccer mom - Im a 29 year old guy that just happens to have wanted a fast dog hauler and have a wife who hates wagons. I'd have been all over a e39 540it.

The dad of a guy from my high school (In St. Louis) had one of those guns mounted on a half track he was restoring.

Nothing particularly outlandish - its still a great time to drive.

I've got a '01 330ci with some Dinan mods - and its been an absolutely fabulous car. Bought it with 60K and it now has 122K - was perfect for 60-110K. Since 110K I've had to do a fair amount of maintenance - but its still a fabulous car.

Anyone else notice the 3minutes 30seconds video time?

That is pretty much the funniest video I've seen in 2013. Good job sir.