The Gang Dilutes a Brand Name

Truly a time to kill for Grisham. 

Dodge is trying to figure out how to put that in a Challenger. Stretch that platform another 50 years.

But when I hear her voice, there’s no question. That’s the most important thing.

GO BACK TO JALOPNIK

-Kurt Vonnegut

Life, like its namesake, is ultimately very disappointing.

You weren’t wearing pants and the neighbor said “your dog is loose”?

Counterpoint: We’re talking about the Stanley Cup Playoffs, so it has nothing to do with Canada anyway.

And their backup quarterback? You guessed it.

“You called?”

Trashcan Lannister Tweets About Border Wall, Gets Dunked On By 11-Year-Old Little Miss Flint

So Chewbacca shits like we do. It’s just, wiping his ass must be AWFUL for him.

The number of people who caught that reference is beginning to mount up.

dark chocolate is the chocolate you eat when you’re too old to love candy

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

I’m seeing a a distressing lack of wine pairings.

There is so much about this:

All they can say is that their tarp is pretty plain

The Mets window is also closed, but only because if it were open someone would fall out and get placed on the DL.