I just imagined a couple trying to furiously bang to “Sell Out” by Reel Big Fish and it was hilarious. That would be so awful.

*Takes massive rip… Exhales*

I don’t know; at this point, bringing headphones should basically be a given unless you’re one of those lucky people who can instantly fall asleep.

I didn’t know anything about it until I was on my way to Yellowstone, but Craters of the Moon National Monument was really, really unique.

This question hinges quite a bit on whether Tebow gets called up by the Mets.

It had to be done.

“Like, if Die Hard were done from the point of view of the traffic cop diverting cars away from Nakatomi Tower.”

This guy is certainly no Tugg Speedman.

Fucking Arrival, man. My first thought was, so it’s an alien invasion movie, but it’s about the person trying to translate the aliens’ language? That sounds fucking ponderous. Like, if Die Hard were done from the point of view of the traffic cop diverting cars away from Nakatomi Tower.

I just keep cursing at the citation dispenser.

I just use the three seashells.

Rob Gronkowski: I like to think I put the “bro” in “abortion”.

The way they’re playing now, I think he’d accept a tie.

Or just an attempted murder

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Dockers Without Borders

this is a SUV and those other things are fat sedans

There’s only one thing to be done: trade him to the Pelicans for 9 conditional 2nd round picks in the years 2049-2057 with the condition that he change his name to N’Awlins.

And to think, they’re not even the most empowered group of wizards in Washington.

Jaguars typically spend much more time in the shop with transmission problems.