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Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

“He wants to be Derek Jeter”

The writers cut off the quotation, which would have provided some usuful context. Ellie had three topics to discuss: nationalism vs. allegiance to religion. the importance of moral/ethical/religious wavelengths, and whether or not Vinny was going to be able to recapture his 1998 form and finally get the Jets back to

“Yea, yeah, all I really called in to say is screw Kenny Rogers. I know it’s been two years, but a walk-off walk? Get outta heeya!”

“Go Mets!”

Ellie, before knowing they’d moved to the next caller

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He was clean-shaven before the game started.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

My man in the lower left looks like he wants to party.

I think it’s disgusting that Jeff Sessions wants to keep these two lesbians from consecrating their love in holy matrimony.

Less visits to the mound.

I know right? Failing blog Deadspin at it again

Not to mention his dad, Howie, was a firefighter in 1998's Firestorm.

Maybe Trump and Belichick get along so well because Belichick is dating the version of Kellyanne Conway that doesn’t sleep in a coffin.

Things must be going fucking great in some alternate universe. Lucky assholes.

...was Rodgers’s version of pinning Andre Iguodala’s layup to the backboard.