I bet you Mr. Martinez never turned on airplane mode on his phone. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS KIDS.

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“with flawed logic about things”

You have a game in three hours, Gabe. Put the coconut oil down and go get ready.

Douchebag singularity.

It’s a little more like criticizing an NFL head coach halfway through the first quarter of the season opener after he’d repeatedly tried to run out a 10-man defense, directed the quarterback to move the ball toward his own end zone while talking about the power of positive belief, and ordered the punter and kicker to…

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

Homer? That’s a camera hole out there and I’m betting that thing bounced and got the camera guy right in the undercarriage, hence the ruling of a 2 bagger is legit.

Cheating to win at hockey games will likely make him very popular with the GOP’s chief constituency of FSB twitter bots.

A Husky as Trump’s body man was the one thing that made sense in this administration.

Just keep a fungo bat by the rosin bag, he can tap a grounder over to 1B.

I would probably respond to this article, Drew, but I need to check with George Soros on what liberal talking points and affirmations I need for this subject. As a paid protester and actor hired by Open Society Foundations, I want to properly represent my opinion that aligns with His (Soros) views.

I was really excited about this headline when I thought it said that the NCAA had brought an end to eSports.

The morning show is basically a sports radio version of the Real Housewives.

1. Curling (because obviously)

Of course. They’re resistant to time

Somewhere, Jeff Fisher is holding his phone in his hand, staring at it, willing it to ring, and saying to himself, “Hey, they already fucked up their quarterback. This is perfect for me!”

Brady’s militia is seizing the central telephone exchange and the radio station is being deejayed by Gronk all night

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

This guy looks like he’s Criss Angel’s dad who only started coming around once Criss got famous