. . . anyone in the stands with a decent arm at Martinsville can throw a beer or drink over the fence and onto pit road.

It sucks, but I have to respect Reid’s decision, as this directly infringed on his authority as head coach. Throwing a flag at the wrong time for poorly thought out reasons is Reid’s job, and his alone.

What’s Eric B. and Rakim’s favorite cereal?

Webber tried to take a timeout to complain about the call.

This happens so often at the Olympics, they should just call it “Roy’d Rage”

It’s a well known fact that when a Canadian brings a girl home it’s to play her in NHL ‘94 for 25 minutes before arguing over their favourite Tragically Hip song.

That’s just teible. Have a sta.

I worked for CSC for a long time. Casey was a great anchor, and Dan had a great sense of humour.

Make up your mind dude! Is it God’s Wrath or is it the Devil’s actions? Last time I went to Sunday school, they were 2 different entities that literally work against each other for our souls (I was young and it was the south). Also, IF God is using ISIS as a tool, doesn’t that mean that he... chose those people above…

Darling, copy editors are not needed. This is Jezebel/Gawker in which writers are hired because they are presumably just that: writers. Or journalists. Blog posts here consist of a few paragraphs copied from other web sites, or opinions stated. This is not Seymour Hersh breaking My Lai. These are writers who have been…

After trying and failing the prison break multiple times, we finally made it happen. Adam had to land his plane twice to pick us all up, but we actually managed to survive. We lost the cops and were flying for freedom, cheering over our chat channel, high on our victory. We had only to get to a checkpoint in the air,…

It sounds like School House Rock. Was I the only person thinking, "We the people, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility... and have some awesome OD.

Fared better than that poor kid Nationwide killed.

Leave it to a baseball hater to use the wrong form of they're.

First The Fixx, then the outrage.

Reminds me of the contract that the Devils tried to give Kovalchuck, not having a salary cap must be nice...

Me: Quick, get an ambulance to Deadspin headquarters, Barry Petchesky has a major concussion!

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

Yeah this. The logic for the AP polls was basically "This SEC team is good because it's either beaten/only lost to this other SEC team who is also good." See a problem here?

None of that matters because this is shit that didn't happen of the highest degree. I say 99% chance it's some dude who works at WalMart who just put it on the receipt so he could post it on Reddit for Reddit circlejerk-points.