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I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

It looks like the holder should have been called down for having his knee on the ground before throwing the pass

DeHoff- Okay, I think I'll have the entendre burger... You know what? Fuck it. Make it a double.

The Royals getting Don Denkinger to throw out the first pitch would be fun, though.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

I think that all indications suggest that Manziel will be the greatest player ever to play the game. Consider these facts:

What the fuck am I reading? Is the internet really this desperate for content?

I'll start one called @JeanMarieBalestresGhost and then go around issuing penalties to anyone that challenges Alain in any way.

i'd follow him but he'd probably try to cut me off in the casino triangle at Suzuka.

"Henrique...it's over!"

Except the math does not make any sense. Why suppress a drug that 100% of the cancer market will buy because you already has a drug on the market that only a small fraction of the cancer market buys?

I am against 3 on 3 solely because I believe that it would be unfair to any team coming into the OT with a man advantage. I like the 3-2-1-0 point system.

Of greater concern is how quickly Darren Sharper showed up at the scene once he found out she was unconscious.

Finishing fourth in an Olympic event has to be one of the worst feelings an athlete can experience.

The record books say that he broke the record by a yard, but that's only because they (reasonably) have to round up or down to the nearest yard. However, the truth is, he only beat Dempsey by half a foot.

Also, the Chefs set the record for the loudest open air stadium in the world.

Romo's career is incapable of being summed up with a pithy descriptor... Basically, he's Dan Marino and needs a ring to become John Elway.

Really, Barry? Call me crazy, but I fail to see how a former lineman losing his mind is news anymore.

So there's a 75mph speed limit and you set cruise to 80? What do you do to the people "parked" in the left lane going exactly 75? More coercion?