I still wonder if the Lamar/Klhoe thing is just PR manipulation. I kind of see them shaking hands and signing checks to continue DRAMA!!!!

Seems like Brandi Glanville is in love.

Good morning, lovelies.

Pretty sure nobody moves to Missouri, but a lot people are stuck there.

OMG, that whole “refusal to vaccinate” girls for the HPV virus just made me furious! They would rather their daughters get cervical cancer than vaccinate them. They are monsters!

“Slutty” being defined as women who refuse to marry ugly right wing Christian white men and cater to their every waking need.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?

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it all depends, what STD do you want to acquire?

Remember when you could join a cult without being in peak physical condition?

I wish I could tell everyone in that family’s situation it is better to pay someone a little commissary to handle the leap for them.

Literally did this two hours ago to drag a 3 year old out of my bed.

I read an expert who said it was his way of taking him to safety (in a gorilla fashion). I imagine if we looked hard enough we could find someone who said it was his way of communicating that the boy should go get him some warm porridge.

If it turns out she also added “LOLZ” I will eat my faux-gorilla-skin hat.

I still have massive trouble with the idea of Kendall Jenner as an in-demand, high-fashion model. She may have inexplicably wormed her way into the heart of catty Karl Lagerfeld and into the pages of Vogue, but she’s still not model-enough for Leo.

She discharged a firearm within sheer feet of her son’s crib. Bullets do UNPREDICTABLE shit, Mrs. Dash. Like... ricochet, go through walls, mutilate and kill babies, and on the rare and ironic occasion they actually strike and kill the sender. Yeah, you scared off the rapist, but you jeopardized your child and…

Yes, but since then some of you realized that most of your founding fathers were slave owners and that most of your presidents were from privileged backgrounds, so, basically, all your revolution did was get rid of 0,1 percenters so 1 percenters could lord it over you instead. Then you got nostalgic.

Except that she was trying to kill him and missed (and therefore could have hit a bystander) that proves how little a gun helps in most situations.

Yes, this!

It's the "fired several shots but missed" thing that I find worrisome. That's how children and grandmas and neighbors end up dead in their own homes while minding their own damn business.