God damn it, guys, his car rolled and pinned him against something. Just leave it at that. It wasn’t a mystery, don’t try to insert your own X-files theories into it or insert pure Trumpolian fiction, the report is right there. Have someone read it to you.

Go on with your bad self.

Fun fact: Drumpf has a concealed carry permit and carries a gun. Which seems like overkill to me, - with that level of crazy he could just scare hell out of somebody.

Go ahead, darlin’, I’ll hold your purse.

When somebody hoses the NRA bigdogs, we will see change. Not before.

I say we tell the “Muslim terrorists” (like Westboro Baptist isn’t terrorist) that he spits on the Koran and direct them to his house.

And the baby blue tweenager bed.

This is why I no longer date.

When the terrorists come for me, I’m going to use Wayne LaPierre as a human shield.

No, hell, she was my daughter’s age and graduating high school then. She was 2010 and re elected in 2014, narrowly beating Sheldon. She has been an absolutely disaster but not as much our Lt. Governor, Jennifer Carroll who managed to step all over herself and had to resign. Bright young girls, but no ethics…

Well, we did, but there’s kind of a local joke that the Villages outnumbered us locals so bad we didn’t have a chance. I damn sure voted against Rick Scott both times, our whole department did, he was going to rape up on our retirement and did. There’s some territorial hostility between the Villages and we natives but…

You are kind. The people that really love me either understand or are the same way. I hope we can all relax soon. Be well.

Bless you for remembering Walkin’ Lawyon, that good man. I also loved Bob Graham who once took on the IRS for me and won (they were insisting the 1500.00 refund I got was a tax bill). I miss our old state, tourist tacky and all. Thank you.

You are my sister from another mother. So very yes.

This is why I have not yet ended my life.

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He has no.loved ones. He ate them.

Actually, they tend to be big on concealed carry. I was at a busy flea market and commented to an elderly gentleman from Michigan (he was wearing hat so testifying) about the crowd and he snickered and said, “I could clear this place in two seconds,” as he opened his vest to show me a Glock strapped to his side.

We think there was a massive alien paralyzation ray trained on us because NO ONE remembers voting for him. There’s probably chips implanted in all our brains now.

Actually most of us do that every time we see him.on tekevision.