My anxiety...my hypervigilance...has always been high but I’m at Defcon 3 right now. I long ago refused to go.in theaters and I won’t sit with my back to a door anywhere, which provides the perfect excuse for no longer attending religious functions. Now I immediately scope out exits and things I could use as a weapon…

I defend my state a lot here, mostly because I remember us before the influx of the Mouse and every unemployed alcoholic and entitled retiree north of Kentucky descended on us. But I would like to apologize on behalf of all Floridians for Rick Scott and his moll, Pam “Cheap Dye Job” Bondi. I did not vote for him, in…

I want to ask that flag, “Ma’am, is this man bothering you? Do you want me to arrest him? Do you need a restraining order?”

Like Australia, our habitat contains many deadly animals. Theme parks are built in that habitat and we cannot exterminate everything that might be a danger in order to accomodate them. It’s a balance, weighted heavily on our side. But sometimes the scales tip.

Tell him. Tweet, email, leave him a message on the POTUS website. He needs to know we’re out here.

There you go, that’s how it’s done.

I am with you. I was so ragey I invoked a genuine Marie Laveau curse on him. Haven’t seen any results...until today.

Absolutely perfect.

They rarely cease to be felons. I’ve watched them go from juveniles to lifers. It’s a progression.

No, it means he’s done time dept of corrections. Career corrections here.

It means he’s done a tour in prison.

My Stetson is off to you, sir or madam.If I wanted to subreddits, I’d go there.

I’d take more issue with this if I didn’t suspect you were a 21 year old college kid who just discovered her clitoris wasn’t that thing hanging down the back of her throat.

I’d be roaringly proud of that, too. STD much?

I think it’s fabulous Jezebel is promoting a Hot Felon. Hey, he’s a criminal, but women, what do they know? “I know he shot me twice and set my house on fire, but wow, he sure was fine, tee hee.”

Yeah, it’s all fun and games until he strangles your cat, stabs you fourteen times and leaves you to bleed out on the carpet as he takes off in your car.

Kanye West is manufactured by the same demonic forces that gave us Shia LeBoufe and Donald Trump. This truly is the century of the Manbaby.

Kanye at the Last Supper. I can’t wait to get the black velvet painting of him pointing upward with a halo around his head.

I think this is very pertinent, it’s Salons comparison of Trump to another demagogue...Henry Ford.

I had the privilege of having a college professor who as a child was hidden with a Christian family during the Shoah. I remember fretting to him about some national crisis so terrible I cannot remember it now and he said, “Darling, never worry until the Jews worry. Then there is something to worry about. “